There’s always something wrong. Nothing is ever completely okay anymore
Everyone is doing wicked awesome things with their lives and I feel like I’m just…there.
I wish I didn’t let my emotions get the best of me all the time. Or that I didn’t have certain emotions. Grrr
Step back, peeps, and fasten your seat-belts. Time to bring in a puberty professional.
…. wait. That’s not right. Hold on.
Let’s fast-forward about five more years.
Ah, yes, there we go. Right after I sold my soul to Satan.
Naw son you can’t be hot in two genders you fucking cheated
this is my favorite post because its just people bragging about how hot they are
My laptop loves me because when I let it sit on my lap, it tends to burn me. Like I can literally feel the passion
- Gf: babe come over
- Me: I'm eating garlic bread
- Gf: I'm horny and my parents aren't home
- Me: it's the kind that's covered in cheese
saw this when she first posted it and rolled my eyes
but it has taken an unexpected (and pleasant) turn
after playing kim kardashian hollywood